I overcame incredible odds.
I fought the unbeatable foe, I went where the brave dare not go in an effort to right the unrightable wrong. That's right folks, some would even say that I dreamed the impossible dream.
I stared deep into the evil eyes of French customer service and got what I wanted!
I successfully changed a class for the second 1/2 of the semester.
To my clever opponent, France: You may be winning the war. But this battle was all mine. Next week on the agenda, marching into hell for a heavenly cause.